Zombie Survival list

Courtesy of Nerdfighters
Added a few of my own ideas as well.


1- You are not safe. EVER.

2- Cardio- Be able to run for an extended period of time. Get in shape people ! 
If you can’t outrun the zombies, YOU WILL DIE.

3- Always carry a minimum of 2 reliable, lethal weapons (I can not stress "ALWAYS" enough)

4- Better safe than stupid (example- use your head; cut off theirs!)

5- Know where you will be sleeping before the sun sets. Be prepared to move out before daybreak.

6- Travel light- No dead weight (this goes for both objects you carry and people you're with. If someone can't pull their own, ditch them)

7- Save one bullet (do I need to elaborate?)

8- Dress smart (Tight-fitting, comfortable clothing, with slim, accessible pockets, and preferably velcro-sneakers) SUIT UP !

8a- Wear protective clothings that are 'Bite-Resistant?!'. Gloves and Mask especially to stop those pesky zombie guts from flying into your mouth !

9- Do(n't) be a hero

10- Only pull the trigger if you're ok with every ghoul within hearing-distance knowing exactly where dinner is.

11- Stay nourished and healthy (if you're living off canned food, make sure to take multi-vitamins! And remember, if you get sick, there's no hospital to treat you)(and remember, always use a condom! You really don't want herpes during a zombie apocalypse)

12- Drive safe! (And by that of course I mean drive in a hummer or a large SUV with bars welded to all the windows, and if possible an escape hatch in the roof)

13- If you can avoid it, then do.

14- Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances shall you EVER go anywhere alone (yes, this includes the bathroom)(void if everyone you've ever known/loved is a zombie)

15- Enjoy the little things. Like Tweeting ! @zarae313: Zombie chewing on my brother's legs...

16- Your mind is your most powerful weapon. Think, preferably outside the box (ex- need meds but the hospitals are all filled with Zack? Go to the vet/a pet store!)

17- Leave no doubt- know your way out!

18- Know your environment, use it to your advantage. No place is safe, only safer.

19- Tread carefully (watch where you're going and NEVER walk backwards)

20- Never give up

21- Calculus (Example- it takes you .75 seconds to hit a zombie in the head with a baseball bat and then prepare to strike again. If a zombie is withing 3 feet of you you can't wind up for a successful kiss-swing. It takes a zombie 3 seconds to walk 2 feet. The situation: you have 5 zombies walking towards you. Before you even prepare your first strike, look at the distance between each of them and determine if it will be possible for one of them to get within 3 feet of you while you dispatch the others. Plan out your kill order and know when you're going to need to back up (but remember rule 19!) The key is to 'Hit hard and hit often.'
22- 1 shot, 1 kill (slow is smooth, smooth is fast)

23- Never forget who you are.  When we lose ourselves, when we lose our morals and values, we lose our humanity. And we become like them.

24- Know Thy Enemy. Information, knowledge and Intelligence ( synonym of information not to be confused with the ability to perceive and understand) is key to winning any war, let along a Zombie Apocalypse !
-Physical prowess. ie. Locomotor Skills, Speed and Eyesight. Romero v.s Runners
-Cognitive Skills.
-Lifespan?! Technically they are dead so....
-Mode of infection. How the virus spreads? Etc

25- DOUBLE TAP ! PEW PEW !!! x 2 Not necessarily be that of shooting or You'll run out of bullets twice as fast ! You just have to make sure that they are dead.

25b- Exception rule to #25 There's never enough time for just one more !

26- Your four greatest enemies- Thirst, Hunger, Fatigue, and Darkness. If you don't plan well for all of them you will become nom noms.

27-  Avoid or befriend ?! Allies are an important assest in an apocalypse of any kind but beware, not everyone in an apocalypse can be as friendly as yours truly. There will and should be plenty of looters around so WATCH OUT !

28- Psychology of Fear. Okay, they’re ugly, scary, and makes terrifying moans. I get it. You’re scared. They don’t fucking care. So get over it.
One of the greatest fears of human beings is the fear of the unknown. In this case, a zombie. It may be a stuff of fiction, but when faced by a real stinking, rotting, living corpse, fear strikes our very hearts.
Is it because they are monstrous? No. Its because they were once people. People like you and me.
To survive a Zombie Apocalypse, one must remove the fear of the living dead. One must think that zombies are not what they were once was. It might take a while to get used to. But your survival depends on the choices you make. Kill or be killed. -http://zombies101.tumblr.com

29- Stay on the go, stay low, stay quiet, stay alert!

30- The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.


-Zarae.ZombieHunter.AreYouReady?!