Yes. Omnomnom-bies are like regular zombies but instead of being compelled by the primal urges to feed on human flesh, the Omnomnombie's diet is largely based on complex carbs, deep fried denurtured protein and simple sugar. They feast in large amounts perpetually every single opportunity they can. Coupled with their inability to engage in exertive labour has allowed their cellolose-filled constitution to accrue further with every additional chocolate bar they ingest.
Its not their constant and voracious gorging that seems to be troubling, but rather the incessant lamenting that comes afterwards. All the nauseating groaning and moaning; all the "Oh my I'm getting fat!" "Freak, I feel so fat !" Blasphemous. Utterly blasphemous.
The extra "room" you always make for dessert, is actually called your thighs.
-Zarae.Omnomnom-bies.ImJustSaying.
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